Christopher Noxon
Christopher Noxon

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Details feature: “Rise of the Hot Jewish Girl”

The December issue of Details includes my feature on the fetishization of hot Jewish women. Read on for quick, snappy, not-terribly-deep take on “JILFS,” semi-observant hardcore queen Joanna Angel and the glory of frum porn ... Story was slammed by Jezebel (Favorite new nickname: “sloppy, knee-jerk misogynist") and given qualified endorsement by Jewcy.

Published in Details magazine, December 2009

Details feature: “Are You Jealous of Your Kid?”

Flame-bating feature on wellspring of resentment that builds up among over-involved parents as they create ever-more-awesome educational and enrichment opportunities for their precious progeny.

Published in Details magazine, September 2009

Michael Lewis book review in LA Times

Finally getting around to posting this review from LA Times of Michael Lewis’ daddy memoir. I love Lewis’ style, but in the end felt weirdly depressed reading his cynical take on the basic drudgery of raising kids…

Published in LA Times, May 17, 2009

Parents urge kids to live on the wild side

On recent family trip to Denmark, wife and I loved how DANGEROUS everything was—perilous play equipment, no bike helmets, creaky amusement park rides. Got me thinking about sanctity of safety among parents at home and recent books that celebrate virtues of sketchy situations for kids…

Published by Reuters, August 27, 2008

Adventures in Family Air Travel

That dad with the hyper disruptive brats two rows back? I’m that guy. In this essay-as-desperate-apology, I try to make amends and imagine an airline geared specifically for families…

Published by Reuters, Aug. 12, 2008

Is Summer Camp Too Hokey?

I go out on a limb and make the following highly controversial, deeply provocative assertion: Summer Camp Rules.

Published by Reuters, July 29 2008

Is my son a dick, or is he two?

Expanded version of essay that was spiked by my wire service overlords (No poo talk allowed in Reuters world)… My son bullies me, insults his mother and once punched an old man in the nuts. I know it’s probably just a phase. But what if it isn’t? Check out the insane letters of response here.

Published by Salon, Sept. 8 2008

Health insurance for nanny a political, moral imperative

In which I get up on my high horse and rail against hypocritical liberals (who, me?) who criticize the government and corporations for withholding health insurance while allowing their own babysitters and nannies to fend for themselves… It’s time to pay up, people.

Published by Reuters, July 2, 2008

When treating kids like royalty has to stop

Commentary on how kids today are spoiled and coddled became a more limited but truthful account of how I spoil and coddle my kid.

Published by Reuters, June 18, 2008

I promise to love, cherish … and buy a minivan

How I learned to stop worrying and love my minivan.

Published by Reuters, June 3, 2008

Rats bring out the caveman in the modern dad

We had rats. I killed one. Read all about it.

Published by Reuters, May 19, 2008

Parents, unite! Ban birthday party blowouts

Latest Family Life column is parental call to arms to stop the madness around kiddie birthday parties. Si se puede!

Published by Reuters, May 5, 2008

Hear ye, hear ye! My parenting manifesto!

Family Life column on Parenting Manifestos, including a few self-evident foundational truths of my own…

Published by Reuters, April 23, 2008

Follow the Barfing Baby

Op-ed in the trade magazine Brandweek on why so much marketing aimed at not-quite-grownups misses the mark.

Published in Brandweek, April 14, 2008

Boys, Guns and the ‘Bang Bang Gene’

Family Life column for Reuters on boys, guns and the “bang bang gene.”

Published by Reuters, March 25, 2008

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